Why should you hire me to write for you? I'm hungry! I'm so famished, I'll write whatever you need, at the price you want to pay, by the time you need it completed.
You probably want to be sure it sounds intelligent, and not written by a starving person, though. I can do that, too. I graduated 'cum laud' from SMU, class of 2003, with majors in both History and Philosophy -- two subjects requiring a significant amount of writing.
And what's more, you would almost certainly want your writer to provide creative and interesting content. Once again, "can do!" While in school, I participated in eight semesters of creative writing workshops. I have had both poems and short stories appear in award-winning publications.
I also have life experiences. I have opinions (mostly based on facts), and I'm eager to share them.
I want to take your intended audience by the hand and lead them on a merry trip to where you want them. We'll arrive on time and under budget, guarant